Me: I'm thinking about cutting out dairy from my diet. I mean I am lactose intolerant and it's best to not have any dairy.
Erin: That might be a good idea.
Me: In all reality people were not made to ingest dairy anyways.
Erin: but what about eggs?
Me: Eggs don't come out of anythings boobies. So that does not count as dairy. Only stuff that comes from boobs is dairy.
Erin: Thanks for clarifying that for me.
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