Diary Free?

Today I discovered the criteria for diary:

Me: I'm thinking about cutting out dairy from my diet.  I mean I am lactose intolerant and it's best to not have any dairy.

Erin: That might be a good idea.

Me: In all reality people were not made to ingest dairy anyways.

Erin: but what about eggs? 

Me:  Eggs don't come out of anythings boobies.  So that does not count as dairy.  Only stuff that comes from boobs is dairy.

Erin: Thanks for clarifying that for me. 

True Story.

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